Saturday, May 30, 2009

I AM a parent!

Today we started potty training Harper more diligently. In other words, we started bribing. In other words, we started filling our daughter with sugar. She doesn't get much sugar normally and a little bit went right to her head, giving me visions of an uncomfortable future where I may walk in on her mid-ecstasy trip. Our little lady is not the most affectionate, but feed her with sugar and apparently she realizes she DOES in fact love me. After eating her piece of licorice (hard core candy!) she ran up to me, and aggressively rubbed my hair saying, "I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I'M ORGANIZING YOUR HAIR!"

I hope this ends without a crash and maybe even some peeing in the potty.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

New blog! Wow!

Hello my legions of readers! I am now writing from here for reasons too varied and boring to describe, but here I will remain. If for some incomprehensible reason you haven't been to my old blog you can read it here. In the meantime, forget your troubles and read away.

I saw this picture of Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig and was taken aback by the copiousness of Hugh Jackman's body. I don't even find it particularly attractive, it's just startling that it exists. He may actually be a wolverine at this point because that does not seem human.

Me: Look at him, that is insane.

Brett: Yeah.

Me: I mean seriously, he makes Daniel Craig look fat.

Brett: Yeah, it's crazy.

Me: I mean it's just--

Brett: Okay, okay, you don't have to say anything else. You said he makes Daniel Craig look fat, that says it all.

Me: Sorry.