Saturday, October 24, 2009

Common mistake, undoubtedly.

I was holding Clyde feeding him before I put him to bed and I sighed. "God, I love this cat." And then after a beat that was way too long I thought, "That is not a cat."

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

This is definitely a joke now.

More correspondence!

hello I notice you have not reply to my offer is tv still available? If so I will increase my offer to 25 plus 12 for delivery plus 2 sandiwhc of fruit salad for vegetable. It is very nice tv! Also I teach class in spiritual dancing so if you want I gve you free one hours class for up to four studnets maybe friend or family. God is great! JEsus can help you if you let HIM into your herat.

thank you please/

Monday, October 19, 2009

This is probably a joke.

But whether it is or not, this is the kind of thing you get when you take Brett's advice on how to post on craigslist. You don't get serious offers. You get MADNESS. And as far as televisions go, I prefer SERIOUS OFFERS. Not this:

hello I am interested in youre telvision please but first a little about me!
I am 59 years old single woman. I have no car so you would have to bring tv to me but I am fun to meet and get to know so this will be no problem I am sure. I have 1 bike and also cart for groceries no car! But I can pays extra for deliveirty. I can also give sandiwch or fruit salad if you are vegetable for time or energy.
I want to watch housewife show and also oprah with tv! Does tv get these chanels? I heard about goverment program to replace tvs with new digital tvs ... is your tv part of that and where can i go to get tv exchanged once you delibvr to me?
Also you asked about dreams in ad ... my dream is to meet Nelson Mandale and take picture. or did you mean night time dreams if so my nighttime dreams are about falling down off tall building or sometimes about rats crawling under my house mostly.
would you take 20 for tv with 10 extra for delivery to irvine plus sandwihc?
thank you please!

Friday, October 16, 2009

We still haven't sold the TV.

I'm getting desperate. I've lowered the price by $40 even though someone offered me that the first time around and Brett said it was an insult. I tried to explain to him that's how craigslist works but he insisted that guy was a joke asking for a joke. Now here we are weeks later and he's telling me to offer that price from the get go! Well I have and still no bites!! So this is what I've resorted to. We'll see what happens:

This is a perfect TV! Let's do this thing! With remote, gorgeous inside and out. You have to ask yourself, what are you waiting for? Watch Mad Men in style. Or whatever you want to watch, it will be projected from this beauty. Email me, let's make your dreams start now.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

It's so complicated!

My love/hate relationship with John Mayer, that is. He could sing the phone book and I would love it, but his personality is just so...douchey. I think we as a society can determine the douchiness of a person, no questions asked, by whoever Jennifer Aniston dated after Brad Pitt. If we have any questions about if a person is douchey or not, AND she dated them after her divorce, then the question, my friends, has been answered! Too bad she didn't date George W. Bush or we could have been saved a lot of heartache. Or the first Bush for that matter. Too bad she isn't 80 and dated a lot of people that we as a society could therefore agree were terrible, that before that we as a society had not unilaterally agreed were terrible! I feel I may have gotten off track. I love John Mayer's music! I know it's non threatening adult contemporary music and I ruin all of my very, very, VERY large amounts of hipster street cred by loving it, but boy do I! And here is a video saying it all for me, showing his beautiful voice and melodies and terrible, just awful personality:

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Walking Concert

I stumbled on this band and then found out they've been broken up for like three years. It's especially upsetting because they only have one album! I DON'T KNOW HOW I KEEP GOING. Regardless, I found this and only this video on youtube. It's not my most favorite from the album but it's still pretty great! (If you like MUSIC.)


I'm watching Adam Goldstein on this show of his, Gone Too Far, about getting people sober and this sounds ridiculous and possibly stupid but it's an incredibly helpless feeling. I just want to go through the screen and stop time and make him see that he was slipping back into the disease. He is sitting there telling a heroin addict, "I promise you can be freed from this. FREED. There's another life." It's just heartbreaking. Before his death I heard so many stories about what a selfless, generous person he was and since then of course I've heard even more. Here is Dr. Drew talking about him. Possibly only interesting to me! The part at the end is what really kills me.