Brett pretends I am as smart as he is.

Brett: You know how sinister is derived from left-handed in Latin?

Me: Huh?

Brett: I was just wondering what right-handed was derived from. I think it's dexter.

Me: You're asking me if I know this?

Brett: Yeah.

Me: I'm sorry.

The funny.

I think my favorite bit is the stupid interviewer. My favorite one ever is Jiminy Glick interviewing Billy Crystal but I couldn't find it on youtube which is an ATROCITY!! Nothing short of it. But regardless, Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns is directly up my alley, and this one with Jon Hamm is especially hilarious to me. It's six months old and I am very current. Enjoy!

He's definitely NOT my cherry pie.

The weirdest thing for me about getting older is watching the celebrities I grew up with age. I am able to forget about pesky things like getting older and mortality until I am hit with an image of Jani Lane from Warrant today, and I know someday I am going to die. I don't even know how old he is, but I pray to God I don't EVER look like this:

Pictures will follow some day.

We got two new kittens that we say we are fostering, but let's just face reality people, they're here to stay. There are reasons for this adoption that I could explain, but why bother, we're cat rescuing crazy and thems the facts. Although previously I had never set a limit, and now I have: this is it. Anyway, the truth is I just like to fancy myself Goldie Hawn in Seems Like Old Times, only with cats instead of dogs and without the law career and ex-husband who hides out in our guest house and has hilarious adventures with me unbenownst to my current husband who's not really right for me anyway. If you're 57 and/or have a thing for Neil Simon movies you will understand that hilarious bit.

Best comment ever

I just saw He's Not That Into You, and I actually liked it. Did I tear up? So what, jeez! I'm a girl, I have feelings. Or at least that's what the movie told me. But regardless, because I have actual writing to do, I spent what little time I have on the internet reading an interview with the writers of that movie and stumbled on the BEST COMMENT EVER, hence the subject heading. Really folks, I feel sorry for this person because they are clearly insane, but I also couldn't NOT post it? You know? Like, I have some empathy but pray to the God of comedy so I couldn't not share it. Happy reading:

I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson "actress"actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town

This poor guy must be exhausted.