Brett: I hate myself for saying this, but I want you to wait to watch Real World/Road Rules Challenge until I get back.
Me: I love you for saying that.
Brett: I blame you for this.
Me: It's not my fault!
Brett: Who's fault is it?
Me: Hey, I've watched lots of terrible TV for a long time.
Brett: Touche. Who would have thought that would come back and win you an argument.