Brett: I hate myself for saying this, but I want you to wait to watch Real World/Road Rules Challenge until I get back.

Me: I love you for saying that.

Brett: I blame you for this.

Me: It's not my fault!

Brett: Who's fault is it?

Me: Hey, I've watched lots of terrible TV for a long time.

Brett: Touche. Who would have thought that would come back and win you an argument.