Brett sleeps more soundly than anyone human should be able to sleep. He also sleeps less than any human should be able to and still be a functioning human, which may account for the soundness of the sleep. But often this leads to him waking up and saying ridiculous things to me. Yesterday was no exception. After I tried to wake him he said the following:
Brett: Are you red?
Brett: Are you red? You look like you're colored red.
Needless to say, I was not colored red.